What's wrong with me?

Dear Mr. Cloud,

I am sorry I haven't been updating! D:
Yesterday I was really happy, it was like the best thing ever.
Omfg, my sister is annoying the fuck out of me. I want to beat the fuck out of her but I am not allowed to.
Sometimes when Shrub makes me happy it hurts. I know that's really weird, but when he makes me happy it hurts knowing he's only a friend and that he regrets ever getting with me.